Making A Monster: Cave Crawlers

This is somewhat similar to my "scalable statblocks" post, but I wanted to go through my steps on how I create creatures nowadays.

I love monsters, they're among my favorite parts of role playing games. Making a monster, however, has always been a little difficult for me. I know there are no real "rules" to creating creatures in OSR games besides "going with your gut", but I've come up with a rough set of guidelines that I use.

Throughout this guide, I will use the notation "L" to denote the dungeon/adventure level that the monster is appearing on.

Lets say I'm trying to create a pale, crawling humanoid thing that evolved from humans but became monstrous and unintelligent after generations in the underworld, similar to the crawlers from the film "The Descent".

First I need to determine the Hit Dice of the monster, using the following chart. This also determines how many should appear at once.

Toughness/Size	Hit Dice	# Appearing
Rat	L-2 (minimum 1 hit point)	4d6
Human Child	L-1 (minimum 1d3 hit points)	3d6
Adult Human	L	2d6
Wolf	L+1	1d6
Cougar	L+2	1d3
Bear	L+3	1d2
Rhinoceros	L+4	1
Elephant	L+5	1

The adventure I'm making is intended for a party of 2nd level characters, and I imagine these creatures are about as tough and as large as adult humans, so I give them 2 hit dice. I give monsters 1 attack for every 2 hit dice they have (rounding up), so the crawlers get 1 attack. 

Next I need to determine their armor class. I decide that as an adaptation to living underground, they will have somewhat tough, leathery skin, so I give them an armor class equivalent to that of leather armor, thus they get an AC of 12.

I next want to determine how much damage they would deal, so I check the following chart.

Damage Equivalent	Points of Damage
Cat scratch	1
Punch/Kick	1d3
A 1 handed weapon	1d6
A 2 handed weapon	1d6+1
Having a log fall on you	2d6
Being Poisoned	Ld6
Dragon’s Breath	D6s equal to the monster’s hit dice value

I decide the crawlers have claws that are about as dangerous as a dagger, so I decide they deal 1d6 damage with their attack.

From here, I need to decide how fast they move. My system only has the movement speeds of "slow", "average", and "fast". I think that having them move quickly like a huntsman spider sounds creepiest, so I give them as "fast" movement speed.

The final step is determining any special abilities or weaknesses. I want them to be able to climb up sheer surfaces with ease, and to be vulnerable to bright lights. I note down that they can climb up walls and on ceilings, and that they take a -1 penalty to hit when exposed to bright light.

So now I've got a basic statblock that looks like this:

Cave Crawler

# Appearing: 2d6

Hit Dice: 2

Armor Class: 12

Attacks: 1 claw (1d6 damage)

Speed: fast

Special: can climb up walls and on ceilings, take a -1 penalty to hit when exposed to bright light.

I hope this has proved interesting to y'all!

Reviewing AD&D's Monsters Part 3

Now we arrive at the part which is gonna be a real pain in the butt; the D section of the Monster Manual. I've decided to split this up into two parts, starting with demons and devils and then doing everything else in another post for the sake of my sanity. But before that, I wanted to plug some people who have been inspired by these posts to make their own reviews!

Both Marsworms of Save Vs. Worm and Phineas of the Cosmic Orrery have started their own reviews of the Fiend Folio, which can be found here and here.

Meanwhile, Locheil of The Nothic's Eye has begun work on reviewing the Planescape Appendix, and his first review can be found here.

But, without further ado, here is my review of all the demons and devils in the 1st edition Monster Manual!

Demogorgon (Prince of Demons)
★★★★★

Demon lords are great, I love demon lords. They function well as unspeakable evils which you can't really slay but can temporarily stop, similar to Cthulhu. My campaigns are always low level, but its easy enough to lower their stats, or to argue that you are facing an "avatar" of the creature. Demogorgon in particular is great, and I've always thought he was cool ever since I got the Monster Manual 2 for 4th edition D&D. He is incredibly powerful, as befits a demon lord, and he gives off a slight air of Lovecraftian horror, which I appreciate. The design of an enormous, tentacled scaly being with a forked tail and two mandrill heads is jut so unique, and he is truly an iconic D&D monster.

Juiblex (The Faceless Lord)

★★★★★

As with Demogorgon, Juiblex is also Lovecraftian to me, though to a much greater extent than Demogorgon. A horrible shapeless blob of green and black filth with bulging red eyes that is shunned by all creatures except slimes is just incredible. I really ought to try to use him in a campaign sometime, and just me thinking that is the hallmark of a good monster.

Manes

★★★★☆

Manes are the souls of the dead who get sent to the abyss, transformed into "sub-demons". They're unintelligent monstrous humanoids and are apparently sometimes turned into shadows or ghasts (which I thought must have been a typo for ghosts with the reprint monster manual, but after checking the original it is completely accurate). Their illustration is alright, and I find it neat that they turn into vapor and reform if "killed", but other than that they're just sort of average, so I'm gonna give them 4 out of 5 stars, mainly because I would probably use these in a dungeon.

Orcus (Prince of the Undead)

★★★★☆

Gonna be honest here and say Orcus isn't one of my favorite of the demon lords, since he's honestly not that distinctive, just being an obese satyr-like creature with a venomous tail and wings, but he is among the most useful of the demon lords. The undead are a common enemy from the very beginning of most D&D games, so having a creature centered around them with god-like power is interesting. I also like that he is apparently the nemesis of Demogorgon, which could lead to interesting infighting between their cults.

Succubus

★★★☆☆

I don't honestly think I'd ever have any use for these creatures in my campaigns, as I run very very non-horny games. They're also to blame for the whole trope of "sexy demon ladies" in RPG related media, which depending on who you ask is a good or a bad thing. Still, they're solid enough monsters, so I'll give them a 3 out of 5.

Type I Demon (Vrock)

★★★☆☆

These demons are functional enough, and I like that they're birdlike, it calls to mind the works of Hieronymous Bosch. I find it odd that their description says they like precious metals and stones and then also immediately states that they aren't likely to accept bribes because they're too stupid.

Type II Demon (Hezrou)

★★★★☆

Frog monsters are good and this is a demonic frog monster. I also really like that they apparently will take any excuse to beat the shit out of Vrocks. Also their illustration kind of looks like a bad old daikaiju suit, which I really like.

Type III Demon (Glabrezu)

★★★★★

Legitimately my favorite of the lesser demons for their design alone. A dog faced humanoid with 4 arms, 2 of which end in crab claws? These guys rule.

Type IV Demon (Nalfleshnee, etc.)

★★★★☆

I can't help but like these guys' design, I mean they're corpulent ape-boars with tiny wings! I do like the information about how you can bargain with them if you know their name, that's just so interesting to me. 

Type V Demon (Marilith, etc.)

★★★★☆

I appreciate that these demons incorporate the design of a naked woman without being overtly sexualized, instead basically being described as capable warriors. The detail about them desiring the sacrifice of great warriors is neat to me, and the 6 limbs reminds me of the scene in the Golden Voyage of Sinbad where Koura animates a statue of Kali to fight against Sinbad (Admittedly the film is Quite Racist, especially with all of the whitewashing and the treatment of Hinduism as some sort of bizarre demon cult, but it does have some nice visuals at times).

"In the trees... The demon! Its coming! Aaauughhh!"

Type VI Demon (Balor, etc.)

★★★★☆

This is obviously meant to be the balrog of Middle Earth, and I find it neat that Balor is specified as being the name of a specific Type VI Demon, which implies that Nalfleshnee and Marilith are also specific names. I quite like that only 6 are known to exist. The illustration reminds me of the film Night of the Demon, which I watch every Halloween, further cementing my appreciation for them. 

Yeenoghu (Demon Lord of Gnolls)

★★☆☆☆

Yeenoghu is my least favorite of the Monster Manual demon lords, primarily just because he isn't that interesting. He is a big, emaciated gnoll that can summon gnolls and ghouls, and he wields a big flail. The most interesting thing about him to me is that he receives homage from the "King of Ghouls" who I personally would love to hear more about. Is this possibly a reference to Richard Upton Pickman, who if I recall correctly was described as the King of Ghouls in an edition of Dragon magazine?

Asmodeus (Arch-devil)

★★☆☆☆

I'm gonna be honest, I don't like devils in D&D, they seem superfluous when you also have demons. Asmodeus himself is also quite dull, being just a very tall fellow with a goatee and horns, the archetypical Satan. I give him a 2/5 because I know that some folks will want there to be a handsome Satan person in their games, so it makes sense for him to exist.

Baalzebul (Arch-devil)

★★☆☆☆

I do like the illustration, and that is all that saves this poor bastard from getting 1/5 stars. He receives so little information in his description and just seems dull and boring.

Barbed Devil (Lesser devil)

★★☆☆☆

Like a lot of the devils, they're not bad per se, just quite boring. The illustration is decent but they don't have much personality to me.

Bone Devil (Lesser devil)

★★★★☆

I like these guy actually, they're nasty torture skeletons and their illustration is just gleefully evil. If they just had a little bit more description and interesting quirks I'd give them 5/5 stars.

Dispater (Arch-devil)

★★☆☆☆

I was initially going to give this guy 1 star because he seems to just be a smaller, weaker Asmodeus, but reading his description and finding out he lives in a city full of zombies and that only his left foot is cloven saved him from that. He also looks a little bit like the Roger Delgado Master from Doctor Who.

Her face here kind of looks like a Speed Racer screenshot

Erinyes (Lesser devil)

★★★☆☆

These are interesting enough, being winged devil women sent to collect more souls for Hell and to tempt the innocent into sin. They also aren't nearly as horny seeming as succubi, which is nice. I also just like the concept of devils pursuing specific targets. 

Geryon (Arch-devil)

★★★☆☆

Like so many arch-evils, he is just (pardon the pun) damn boring. At least he looks like something interesting instead of just a dude with horns.

Horned Devil (Malebranche, Greater devil)

★★★★☆

I'm a sucker for these guys because they're just so enthusiastically classic in their design and attitude. They fear and hate more powerful devils but obey them, they have bat wings and 2 tined forks or whips, and they can have names like "Dogretch" or "Bent Wing". They're a little generic but they're still just great. 

Ice Devil (Greater devil)

★★★☆☆

These guys are weird. I can appreciate humanoid insect monsters, and even monsters based around ice and snow, but combining those two and making them a devil makes my brain feel odd? Still, they have a fairly unique design if nothing else 

Lemure        

★★★★★

These are unironically my favorite kind of devil. Blobby masses of flesh that were once the souls of the damned? Hell yeah! That is just awesome, and its cool that they're used to create wraiths and spectres. Honestly I don't have much more to say about these guys, they're just wonderful.

Pit Fiends

★★★☆☆ 

Very boring description, I would have given them a 2 out of 5 if not for how much they look like Chernobog from Fantasia.

Next up: Dragons!

Reviewing AD&D's Monsters Part 2

 Continuing on from my previous Monster Manual post, here are my reviews of the monsters starting with the letter C!

Wild Camel

★☆☆☆☆

We all know my opinion of mundane animals by now.

This guy rules and you can't tell me otherwise

Carrion Crawler

★★★★★

I love carrion crawlers, I always have, ever since I first saw them in the monster section of Moldvay basic. They make sense in the context of a dungeon ecology, they look cool (who doesn't love a giant caterpillar with octopus tentacles?) and they are scary to low level adventurers. They're incredibly good and I especially love the older illustrations of them.

Catoblepas

★★★☆☆

These creatures are interesting, but I'm unlikely to use them. Instant death abilities are always a bit iffy to me, though petrifaction bothers me less. However, the sheer foulness and feeling of mythological significance makes these interesting to me. They genuinely seem like a creature that the local townsfolk live in fear of and have told stories about for generations.

Wild Cattle

★☆☆☆☆

I don't need stats for cows Gary.

Centaur

★★★☆☆ 

I think centaurs are interesting, but the fact that they are listed as chaotic good throws me off. I've always seen centaurs (other than Chiron) as chaotic neutral at best, but more likely to be chaotic evil as described in greek mythology. These noble horse people don't seem as interesting to me as the animalistic barbarians of mythology.

Giant Centipede

★★★☆☆

Centipedes are cool, that's literally all I have to say about these guys.

Cerebral Parasite

★☆☆☆☆

I hate these folks because, once again, it is a monster based around the godawful psionic mechanics of AD&D, and it doesn't even have any physical appearance. Its almost completely useless.

Chimera

★★★★☆

Another mythological beastie, I find chimeras really interesting from an aesthetic standpoint, and multi-headed monsters are always fun to me. Like most mythological monsters, I feel like it would work best as a lone creature in a small wilderness lair.

Quite frankly I love this illustration

Cockatrice

★★★★☆

Basically another kind of basilisk, and in fact in the real world the two terms are sometimes interchangeable. However, I feel that having the basilisk divided into two creatures, separated by the two most common depictions of it (as a serpentine rooster or a multilegged lizard), is a good move. Personally I would have had them be the same species but different sexes, but I still think they're cool.

Couatl 

★★☆☆☆

These guys are honestly sort of disappointing to me. They're basically just derivative of the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl turned into a weird "exotic" monster. Their name is just straight up the Aztec word for serpent, and they don't really have a clear role in the game. If they were better developed and maybe not such a blatant bastardization of a much more interesting being I think I'd like them more. As it is, I don't hate them but they're not that interesting.

Giant Crab

★★★☆☆

Giant crabs are objectively cool. I watched the Ray Harryhausen version of Mysterious Island when I was a kid and the scene where they fought the giant crab has stuck with me, plus I unironically like the Roger Corman film "Attack of the Crab Monsters".

Giant Crayfish

★★★☆☆

I had a pet crayfish when I was a kid, plus crayfish are such an interesting choice to have as a giant monster. They're also just plain cool in real life. 

Crocodile

★★★☆☆

These are just real animals, but crocodiles get a pass because they're actually interesting and have a decent precedent as dangerous beasts in swords and sorcery and weird fiction. If I can see Conan the barbarian wrestling one then they're probably alright.

Next time, I'll be reviewing the monsters starting with D, which should be an incredible task, seeing as that includes all the dragons, demons, devils, and dinosaurs.

Wish me luck!

Scalable Monster Statblocks For OSR Games

I've been thinking while working my way through the AD&D monster manual about how many monsters I would use if only they were lower in power. Obviously one can easily scale the monster down to a more reasonable level, but I wondered what a scalable statblock would look like.

Armor class could remain fairly constant, if you are assuming a low level system/setting, with a bounded armor class, so that wouldn't need to scale. The main things that would need to scale would be hit dice and attacks/damage, which you could decide to link together.

For scaling hit dice, I will use the notation "L" to represent the dungeon level. So a monster's hit dice could be written as L+1, indicating that their hit dice are equal to the dungeon level plus 1. Thus, a monster of that type encountered on the 3rd dungeon level would have 4 hit dice. This can also work in reverse, with a monster have L-2 hit dice. A monster whose hit dice would be considered 0 actually has 1/2 of a hit die, and a monster with hit dice in the negatives is treated as having a single hit point.

As a general rule when designing monsters, I give them 1 attack for ever 2 hit dice they have, rounding up. So a monster with 3 hit dice would get 2 attacks, and a 5 hit dice monster would get 3 attacks. If using this system, one could simply write down how much damage a monster does, and have attacks be dependent on hit dice.

Special attacks are more difficult, but you could use the simple route of dragon breath's damage, having special attacks deal damage equal to the monster's current hit points.

So, as an example, here is a scalable statblock for a giant black widow spider

Credit to DeanSpencerArt on deviantart

Giant Black Widow

# Appearing: 1

Hit Dice: L+2

Armor Class: 14 (medium)

Damage: 1d6

Movement: Average

Special Attack: The Giant Black Widow can choose to bite as one of its attacks, requiring the target to make a CON challenge roll or take damage equal to the Black Widow's current hit points. A successful roll halves the damage taken.

Sorry for the kind of rambling post, I just got off work and HAD to write this down.

Reviewing AD&D's Monsters Part 1

I actually own two Monster Manuals, one is a reprint and the other I got at a used book store.

I love the main 3 monster manuals for AD&D (the Monster Manual, Fiend Folio, and Monster Manual II), they're aesthetically pleasing and to me have always set the standard for role playing game bestiaries.

I figured I'd read through them and review the monsters therein. I don't know how long I'll be doing this, but maybe this could become a daily post thing for a while. 

I'll be starting out with the original Monster Manual, starting from the letter A. Each monster will get a rating out of 5 stars as well as a short explanation of why.

Aerial Servant

★★☆☆☆

Not off to a great start, the aerial servant always seemed kind of bland to me. That is to be expected, seeing as its one purpose is to be summoned as a servant by a cleric, but the fact that its an invisible air elemental which is routinely compared to the invisible stalker just makes it stink. It gets 2 stars instead of 1 star however, because I do think having clerics summon invisible elementals to carry their stuff is cool.

Anhkheg

★★★★☆

Anhkhegs are cool as hell, being basically giant weird centipede mantis critters which spit acid, and that is just plain awesome. They make great wilderness encounters, and it would be really easy to have a small little adventure where a farmer is terrorized by a group of these creatures. 

Giant Ants

★★★★☆

When I was a kid one of my favorite movies was Them!, which dealt with giant ants (though of a slightly larger size than the ones detailed here). Ever since then I've had a soft spot for these guys. However, at the end of the day they're just bigger versions of a real animal, so I can't give them a 5/5 stars.

Ape (Gorilla)

★☆☆☆☆

Literally just a real animal, useful but not what I come a monster manual for.

Carnivorous Apes

★★★☆☆

Why do Carnivorous Apes get 3/5 stars when gorillas get only 1? Because intelligent/semi-intelligent flesh eating apes are a cool swords and sorcery trope, and I really dig having them around. However, they're not quite as flavorful as, say, Moldvay Basic's White Apes.

Axe Beak

★★☆☆☆

Basically just a gastornis. Not that interesting, but I do like the name and think they could be useful for a lost world setting, so they get 2/5 stars.

Babboon

★☆☆☆☆

Another normal animal. 

Badger

★☆☆☆☆

ANOTHER NORMAL ANIMAL

Balluchitherium

★★☆☆☆

Another normal animal but it gets a slight pass because its a prehistoric rhinoceros.

Barracuda 

★☆☆☆☆

Not only is this fishy bastard a normal animal, its also an aquatic creature, meaning I will never get any use out of it.

Basilisk

★★★★☆

A good classic creature from mythology. I really really like the illustration for this guy, as well as the information on how it moves. I wish more information on its habitat and behavior was in its description though.

Bear

★★★☆☆

Now you might be asking, "Tristan why are you giving bears 3 stars, they're just animals?!" and while I agree that it is a little annoying to see another mundane critter in what is supposed to be a manual of monsters, I find that 1) bears are terrifying, and 2) their stats are useful as a benchmark for nasty predatory creatures.

Giant Beaver
★☆☆☆☆

Fuck you Gygax

Giant Beetle

★★★☆☆

Giant beetles are good, old fashioned, useful critters. It makes sense why they're in the dungeon, there are multiple varieties of them, and fire beetles give some useful loot for beginning adventurers! They're not the most interesting critters, but they are cool.

Beholder

★★★★★

Hell yeah!!! Beholders are great! Evil floating orbs with tons of eyes and magical abilities?? Sign me up! They're a little complicated mechanically but conceptually they are golden, and I love that. First 5/5 monster in the book.

Black Pudding
★★★★☆

Shoggoths are cool and black puddings are basically off-brand shoggoths, which I can appreciate. Ooze monsters in general are just so iconic to D&D and so interesting to deal with, and black puddings are no exception. 

Blink Dog

★★★☆☆

They're not bad per se but I just don't really know what to do with them? Also its weird that they're listed as intelligent but there is a suggestion of how much trained blink dog puppies would cost if sold.

Boar

★★★☆☆

Another mundane animal I actually kind of like, boars are scary as hell and also the prehistoric ones are listed here as a subtype, which is always a plus. This entry reminds me of the Wicked Tinkers song "The Hog".

Brain Mole

★★☆☆☆

I will never use this monster in all likelihood, since it uses psionic mechanics and those suck, but the illustration is so endearing and silly that I can't give it 1/5 stars.

Brownie

★★☆☆☆

Another monster I don't really know what to do with, and also their illustration is just... incredibly bad. Also I have no idea why their armor class is equivalent to plate mail.

Buffalo

★☆☆☆☆

*Sigh*

Bugbear

★★★★☆

Bugbears rule, I love the concept of these huge, tough goblins who are super sneaky and quiet. Its scary and makes them unique in a way that a lot of other humanoid type monsters just aren't. Also I love bogeymen archetypes. 

Bulette

★★★★★

Bulettes get 5 stars, which is a little weird considering how I've rarely even given them thought until now, but they deserve it. Their appearance is based off of a plastic dinosaur toy, their description says they are a hybrid of armadillos and snapping turtles with demonic blood, and they are the natural predators of halflings. They're so unique and interesting, I love them.

Bull

★☆☆☆☆

I swear to god can we just have like, a generic table of mundane animal stats? Its a little ridiculous how many normal animals are in the first monster manual.

Well that's all for this post, tomorrow I'll be going over some more. Hopefully I can keep up enough steam to review every monster from the Monster Manual, Fiend Folio, and Monster Manual II. Thank you for reading!

I Made A Free Kriegspiel Revolution Ruleset

If you're curious as to what the Free Kriegspiel Revolution is, give this post a read here.

I've been constantly thinking about new settings recently, with the three below being the chief among my considerations:

• O.C.D (Occult Containment Department): A top secret international organization which hunts down and contains (or destroys) supernatural objects and beings, inspired by the SCP foundation, the X-Files, and bad reddit creepypastas.
• Starship 2000: A retro-futuristic science fiction setting where Mars and Venus are inhabited planets and the Interplanetary Coalition explores the stars in search of new worlds to discover, inspired by Star Trek, old 1950s B-Movies, and old "space men" toys.
• Contact Lost: Semi-hard science fiction setting focusing on space marines investigating extraterrestrial colonies, space stations, and research bases that have lost contact with Earth, inspired by Aliens, DOOM, and Event Horizon.

Initially I sought to design variations of my ADHD game system for each of these settings, complete with new classes and rules to suit the genres. However, I kept finding that a dungeon crawling chassis didn't seem to work very well, and many of these games would require either extreme simplification of rules or greater complexity. I chose to go with the former option, and came up with what I now call SUDS: Simple Universal D6 System. 

I may make posts in the near future detailing the settings I described, but for now I present to you the SUDS ruleset in all its 2 page glory! 

Here's A Dungeon, Sorry For Not Posting

 Oh jeez oh god I haven't posted in a month, here have a very simplistic set of encounters/rooms for a 10 room dungeon involving a vampire countess:

Empty Rooms

• Bats roosting in a wine cellar, there is some wine of a good vintage which can be sold for a considerable profit.
• A pile of staked vampire corpses; the remains of the vampire countess's husbands who she grew tired of.
• A stable with extremely anemic and emaciated horses.

Darkest Dungeon has good vampires.

Combat Encounters

• A guardian werewolf chained to a stake in the center of the room using a silver chain.
• The sleeping quarters of the countess's husbands, filled with luxurious coffins. The countess's husbands are all rather feral vampires, dressed in fine silk clothes and chosen for their handsomeness. They wear high quality jewelry.
• The countess's chambers, containing the countess herself and a velvet lined coffin. She wears a ruby necklace and wields a knife with magical anti-coagulant properties, causing excessive bleeding in victims.

From Pinterest, thought this would work as one of the countess's husbands.

Traps

• A trapdoor drops down into a pit which contains weakened, starving former husbands of the countess. 
• A spring loaded pike fires from the wall, impaling anyone unfortunate enough to activate the trap's pressure plate.

Special

• A blood transfusion station, consisting of a chair with straps and an IV containing the blood of the countess. This is used to turn humans into vampires.

NPC

• A man named Vladimir is chained to the wall in a cell. He is very anemic and has several puncture wounds on his body. He knows a little about the layout of the countess's keep and desperately wants to escape.

Rumors

• The countess knows the secret to eternal life, and it can be found within her keep.
• Handsome men keep going missing, and the trail leads back to the countess.
• Vladimir went to the countess's castle to see if the rumors are true, and he never came back.

ADHD Update!

 I've been fiddling around with my OD&D based house rules; Adventuring in Distressingly Hazardous Dungeons, and I think they're ready to be shared in an updated form. 

Notable changes:

• I've added a simple (and optional) background system to help flesh out characters.
• I've changed the spell system, quite frankly I thought the spell point based method was a bit too involved and complex for my tastes. Now, spells are similar to those presented in Empire of the Petal Throne, with a limited number of uses per day depending on the spell. However, these spells in ADHD are also completely level-less, with exceptionally powerful spells having certain restrictions to avoid being overpowered. This does mean a level 1 Prophet can cast Resurrection though.
• I've removed most of the playable species except for the core four of Human, Elf, Dwarf, and Halfling, since frankly I wasn't very pleased with how the others turned out, they might be added back later, but maybe not.
• I've changed the level progression system and also added many optional rules for other level progression systems.
• I reworked the referee's section to be much smaller and simpler, though as always it can be ignored for the referee's own personal preferences.

If you'd like to check it out, the link is down below! Thank you for reading!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UMZm-0QO0r1_Kqb3d5ek8q2qDSK1CDKh/view?usp=sharing

XP For Gold Is Stinky

I don't like XP for gold because I like making randomly generated dungeons, and having a system where people gain in experience by how much treasure they acquire makes randomly generating treasure a lot more complicated and quite frankly I'm bad at math. 

XP for gold has the following upsides:

• Provides a mechanical reason for players to want to acquire treasure
• Encourages exploration and critical thinking over combat

It also has the following downsides:

• Doesn't make sense from an in-universe standpoint (though leveling systems barely do anyway)
• Doesn't make sense for certain kinds of characters (what does a hermit monk need all that gold for?)
• Gives the player characters way too much money to play around with, which is only a good thing if you're trying to do some domain play

I propose this instead; for every 10 obstacles a character overcomes (obstacle being defined by the referee, for example a very easy fight with 2 giant rats might not be considered an obstacle, but successfully navigating through a storm in a Moon-beast ship would be), the character gains a level. This is summarized by the table below.

Level    Obstacles Overcome

1            0

2            10

3            20

4            30

5            40

Alternatively, if you want an exponential leveling system like that of traditional old school D&D, use the table below.

Level    Obstacles Overcome

1            0

2            10

3            30

4            70

5            150

Once I finish tinkering with the dungeon generation tables I've been fiddling with, I'm going to try to put these methods into practice in a home game, particularly the more linear system of character advancement.

LOST CARCOSA IS RELEASED!!

Its finally here folks! Thank you all so much for your support with this project, this was really a labor of love and the kind words y'all have commented have really helped me throughout this process.

This supplement isn't going to be for everyone, obviously the style and ruleset is going to be a little alienating, but I hope that given the restrictions of the OD&Desque format and horror influences I've made something that can be quite usable. 

Also, I wanted to make a quick note on how mental illness is treated in this supplement, since obviously anything that deals with"insanity" is gonna be a little weird. I'm mentally ill, I don't talk about it much but I suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, among other symptoms which have yet to be given formal diagnoses. Part of what has drawn me to the King in Yellow and the Cthulhu mythos are the themes of obsession and being driven mad from forbidden knowledge, which to me feels almost relatable and definitely pretty close to home. Madness and insanity are core themes of these works, so if I stripped them out of Lost Carcosa it would be a bit odd. Nevertheless, I feel like works dealing with mental illness often treat the DSM-V like a monster manual rather than actually have tasteful and complex depictions of mental illness. I've tried to tend towards tastefulness here.

I hope you all enjoy this, and get good use out of it! If you want to, feel free to review it on your blog, I'd love to hear your feedback about it!

Lost Carcosa Update: Nearly Finished!

This might be the last or second-to-last update I make about this, since I have good news! Supplement 🜏: Lost Carcosa is nearly finished!

The most recent iteration of the document is 64 pages long, but the finished product should be 70-75 pages long.

Here is a list of what is currently featured:

• Descriptions of 14 deities to be worshiped or feared, ranging from the benevolent Bast to the vile King in Yellow.
• Descriptions of 13 (or 12, depending on how you count horribly mutated fused royalty) NPCs which can be encountered in Carcosa.
• 350 interesting things to find while exploring the wilderness of Carcosa, spread across 7 regions, along with random encounter tables for each region.
• 36 monsters with combat statistics for old school fantasy games.
• 11 new spells drawn from weird fiction.
• 21 eldritch and unnatural magic items.
• 3 new playable character species.
• A mutation table.
• A detailed system to generate the Dark Young of Sheol-Nugganoth
• Shoddy, amateur layout!

By the time the supplement is finished, it will also feature:

• Tables for creating small dungeon delves to be placed in the uncharted wilderness.
• A small sample dungeon to get things started quickly.
• Optional, simplified rules for hex crawling in Carcosa.
• A list of Carcosan names.
• Carcosan dungeon encounter tables.

Hopefully I'll have a draft done in a few days, after which I'll do some testing and revise it. After that, I'll be putting it up for sale on DrivethruRPG.

Thank you all so much for your advice and support, and I hope you will enjoy reading and using Lost Carcosa as much I did making it!

What Do YOU Want From Lost Carcosa?

I'd say I'm about 70% done maybe with Supplement 🜏: Lost Carcosa, and I want input as to what I'm going to focus on the most. Progress has slowed a bit as I've gotten somewhat more ambitious than previously expected. My original estimate for the length of the supplement was 60 pages, now I imagine it is likely to be a little bit larger than that.

Progress is also slow because I keep reading and rereading my sources of inspiration to make sure I get the tone I want and that I'm in the right head-space.

Also, I realized I wasn't clear about this, but this will be likely sold on DrivethruRPG for 4.99.

Currently, what I have left to work on is as follows:

• Finish writing up in digital format the random tables and locations for the Forest of Ys, the Sea of Demhe, the Colour-Blighted Wastes, the Valley of Yhtill, and the Carcosan Underworld.
• Write up a mutation table
• Create a brief, easy to read history of Carcosa.
• Write up information for the deities Yig, Bast, Cthulhu, Father Dagon and Mother Hydra, Naotalba, Thale, and the Phantom of Truth.
• Write up information for the NPCs Mr. Wilde, Hildred Castaigne, Jeanne D'Ys, Cassilda and Camilla, the Woman in The Wallpaper, Aldones and Uoht, Keziah Mason, Richard Upton Pickman, Boris Yvain, Philip Castaigne, Hali, and Haita.
• Maybe make a little sample dungeon?

Anyway, I want to know what y'all think are the most important things I should focus on, and so I've put together a little strawpoll below:

https://strawpoll.com/d81zu656w

Thank you for reading!

Lost Carcosa Preview

The following is a work in progress excerpt from my upcoming supplement, Lost Carcosa.

THE YELLOW DESERT OF ROTAN

Vast dunes of powdery yellow sand go on for miles, broken by the ruins of long dead civilizations. Rotan is a land of death and bleached bone, inhabited by monsters and the ferocious green men of Barsoom. Scholars say that here is where the King in Yellow first came to Aldebaran, transforming the sands a sickly yellow color and breaking down the barriers between worlds. Wanderers in Rotan seldom survive this harsh environment if they come unprepared; the landscape seems to shift and warp to lead travelers to their doom.

The Black Pyramid: Towering high into the sky, the twin suns of Aldebaran shining off its reflective obsidian surface, the Black Pyramid is a truly awe inspiring sight. Cultists devoted to the Crawling Chaos come from far and wide to worship at this place. Those few who enter the pyramid and return alive claim that it is larger on the inside than seems possible, seeming more like a vast city than a single building. They tell stories of horrible abominations that thirst for human blood, but also of vast troves of treasure, all contained within endless winding corridors and oddly angled rooms. Some believe that if you reach the center of the pyramid alive, you are granted an audience with Nyarlathotep himself.

ROTAN ENCOUNTER TABLE

Roll of 2 Six Sided Dice	Monster Encountered
2	Feral Thoats
3	Wamps
4	Feral Calots
5	Green Men
6	Skeletons (See BOOK II of the core rules)
7	Cultists
8	Ghouls
9	Cats from Saturn
10	Dimensional Shamblers
11	Mummies (See BOOK II of the core rules)
12	Larvae of the Great Old Ones

50 THINGS TO FIND IN ROTAN

Percentile Die  Roll	Thing To Find
01-02	A huge cactus stands atop a dune, grown into  the shape of the Yellow Sign.
03-04	A well, at the bottom of which lurks a  weakened and hungry shoggoth.
05-06	A sandstone obelisk carved with strange  symbols which seem to write and change.
07-08	A seemingly beautiful oasis, whose waters  and foliage hide lurking monsters.
09-10	A small grove of dead, gray trees,  half-buried with sand.
11-12	An ancient temple to a long-dead god,  partially submerged in sand.
13-14	A dune moves like a living creature,  groaning like a whale in pain.
15-16	A small, abandoned town inhabited only by ghosts.
17-18	A broken statue depicting a winged god.
19-20	Sarcophagi containing the mummified  remains of ancient royalty.
21-22	A wandering caravan of traders who  are selling strange magical objects.
23-24	A group of raiders, traveling aboard a  strange ship made to travel over sand dunes on skis.
25-26	The enormous bones of some ancient, primeval creature.
27-28	A flock of buzzards flying through the  sky, their formation mimicking the Yellow Sign.
29-30	A vast plain of partially buried bones  and discarded weapons.
31-32	A tomb containing dozens of mummified  corpses stacked on top of each other.
33-34	A pit so deep that one cannot see the bottom.
35-36	The wind whispers the names of the party  members, and tells them how they will be killed by  the King in Yellow.
37-38	A field of rocks that are sharp as knives,  stained with fresh blood.
39-40	A sandstorm, the general outline of which  resembles a vast hooded figure.
41-42	A spiraling “whirlpool” of sand.
43-44	Huge spires of sandstone, sticking out of the  ground like broken ribs.
45-46	A mirage that shows the city of Carcosa.
47-48	A sandstone cliff, dotted with various caves.  A light comes from one of them.
49-50	A huge canyon which descends at least a  mile downwards. Various ruins can be seen at the bottom.
51-52	A grove of succulents and cacti the size of  trees, inhabited by odd, hairless zoogs.
53-54	A beautiful and well maintained garden  made entirely from stone.
55-56	An abandoned mine shaft with graffiti  declaring ominous warnings.
57-58	A large, partially ruined arena, where a  clan of green men cheer at a battle between   gladiators and white apes.
59-60	A dried up lake bed with the bleached bones  of an aquatic monster.
61-62	A large ant mound with human remains  sticking out of it.
63-64	A large, featureless yellow monolith.  Standing near it causes a sense of intense unease.
65-66	A group of thoats stuck in bubbling tar pits.
67-68	A herd of camels with human faces  emitting shrill screams.
69-70	A field of drought resistant fungus,  tended by green men.
71-72	A decrepit, ruined fortress, inhabited by  cultists devoted to Nyarlathotep.
73-74	A larva of the great old ones, chained to  a rock covered with binding sigils.
75-76	A small encampment of friendly nomads  who are happy to trade both supplies and stories.
77-78	A patch of long destroyed farmland,  with a ruined farm house.
79-80	The crumbling ruins of a once great pyramid.
81-82	A huge statue depicting a creature with the  lower body of a thoat and the upper body of a green man.
83-84	A small tomb containing mummies of  some strange inhuman species.
85-86	A group of ghoul grave robbers,  looking for “finely aged” meat.
87-88	Dozens of horse-sized lizards, basking in  the light of Aldebaran’s twin suns.
89-90	A dried up river, with ancient boats still resting on its bed.
91-92	Fossilized remains of elder things, exposed by a sandstorm.
93-94	A library of forbidden lore, half-sunken into the sand.
95-96	A vast lake of black, viscous oil.  Shoggoths hide beneath its surface, blending in easily.
97-98	The ruins of an enormous sandstone wall,  covered with faded murals.
99-00	Dozens of ambulatory, vampiric tumbleweeds.